Motives Of Falseness (RIP Friendship)

 

Everyone has their motives to why they do what they do,

But I’ll never understand yours and I’ll never understand you.

I don’t get who you are now and I don’t know why you lied

I don’t know why you bothered and I don’t know why I tried!

 

You must have had your motives, I wish I knew what they were,

For you to pretend that you like me, pretend that you care.

I don’t feel angry at you, in fact I think your very weak,

There is a voice inside you, one day you’ll allow it to speak.

 

Your silence to me speaks volumes about your inner shame,

How you destroyed a friendship that will never be the same.

I wont be here to listen when you feel like having a moan,

And from now on all your battles, you’ll fight them all alone.

 

Now I see everything you said to me wasn’t even real

Your alright jack, so why care how I feel?

It shame that you have gone and now we are so distant

But now I see our friendship was completely non-exsitent.

Their Place

American themed diner, boy gets down on one knee,

Ands asks his girl in Rollers if she’ll be his wife to be.

The happiness and delight, the joy upon her face.

Not the Most romantic setting but will always be ‘Their Place’.

The Wilderness

Welcome to The Wilderness, feel free to wander about,

And if you get lost or scared feel free to give a Shout.

But no body will listen and no one will respond.

No friends have you to help, they’ve gone, you were conned.

 

You’ll wonder how you got here, because what you did was right

Surrounded by the darkness, you’ll be searching for the light.

Its the silence that’s upsetting and makes you feel alone.

But you should have guessed that they would leave, you really should have known.

 

To come out of the wilderness is totally your choice,

But you must toe the line from now and sacrifice your voice.

Or stay cast out in darkness and be who you want to be

The light will come one day, but at least for now your free.

The Lost Boys

Can You see past the hood?
See inside and see some good?
Life's lost soul, deprived of hope
ASB his way to cope.

His camouflage, black from head to toe,
He feels inferior but doesn't want you to know.
No role models and no-one to guide,
Tough exterior but crying inside.

No one will reach out to rescue his soul
Condemned to a life of pot and the dole.
One of many, on the scrap heap of this city,
I'm not scared of these boys, I feel nothing but Pity

Sex with No Name *Note: Not based on Actual Events* :)

Catch eyes across a crowded bar,
Look around, store room not far,

He doesn't know me, i don't know him
But we both crave sex based on a whim.

A walk past he knows the score,
He Follows in and shuts the door.

From deep inside illicit passions awoke,
Without one single word being spoke.

No time to remove, just pushed to one side,
Legs up high and open wide.

As he gets deeper his back i grip,
Don't want to scream so bite my lip.

We're both now reaching our orgasmic peak,
I start to shudder, his legs go weak.

Its over now and I'm seeing stars
Sexual satisfaction, for now, is ours.

Then Back to his table and back to his wife
Me, Back to my table and back to my life

Two different people, glad that they came
Two different people and sex with no name

OVER REACTION:THE TIDE WILL TURN

Its freezing, I'm freezing,oh god its freezing,
Its not freezing is, i mean its a bit chilly, a tad cold!

Ohhhh i feel sick ohhhh I'm proper ill, I've never felt so bad
Your not that sick come on now, maybe your just getting old!

I tell you what I'm thirsty, i REALLY feel parched!
You've just had a cuppa before we left the house!

Arghhhhhh a rat, I've just seen a rat
Its not a rat love its a tiny little field mouse!

I HATE you, For years you've never let me have my say, so we're over
Its not over is it? you've got your knickers in a a twist love, but come on?

Love please, I'm devastated about this, my hearts breaking i cant live with out you,
Your not that sad lad, your just over reacting', you'll survive when I'm gone.

$20,000

“Don't Stop Believing, Keep on Dreaming"
The suntanned Texan self help Guru is screaming'
"You will reach your ultimate goal
All it will cost you my friend is your soul!
I know the secret and I'm willing to share
For 20,000 dollars, now isn't that fair?"
Opportunity Knocks, will You answer the door?
Available here or on my online store!
Cash in your insurance and your pensions too,
Give the cash to me, then I'll tell you what to do."

Johnny last chance, to get out of his mess
His wife and kids couldn't respect him any less.
He's cashed in his policies, and pawned wedding ring
He prays 'Lord, let me be doing the right thing'
Hands over his cash to gurus assistant wife
The start his amazing new fantastic life.
Two months later no contact, Johnny jumps up from bed
Phones gurus office,,but the line is dead.
Its dawns on Johnny he's made a terrible mistake!
A very sad funeral,,,and an interesting wake...

High school sweethearts Johnny and wife
15 years of happiness then suddenly strife.
"Two months ago Johnny stop wearing his ring,
that's when i first suspected his 'fling',
He cleared out all of our life savings,
To pay for his new found sexual cravings.
He cashed in his insurance before he took his life.
And now I'm a widow no longer a wife.
I loved that man, but i guess i was wrong,
But for our 2 children i will stay strong."

Johnny took a leap and boy how he fell
Gurus in Rio,,,but he's going to hell!!!

Athinodorou

He wakes up to another day,
Of workplace law and MMA.
A complicated case, victim wants to sue,
He ponders 'what would Chomsky do?'
Pops on Facebook and stays on late,
Involved in another heated debate.
End of the day bottle of wine,
Then off to dream of Noami Kline

Fight For Your Right

 

The time has come I wont be quiet,
The Time has come for us to Riot
We will be heard, just you and me,
This revolution will be televised in Glorious HD ♥

Coalition

The words he said you liked them, they sounded good in your head,
You liked his style so much, that you ended up in bed,
You thought that he was different and it felt so good inside
Being with him filled you with an awesome sense of pride,
But now the dawn has broken, and you have opened your eyes.
You see he's no different and he filled you full of lies.
And now you should feel shame at your pitiful Story
Because you went to bed with a liberal,,,,but woke up with a Tory!

War: A Dedication To My Good Friend Doru

When war comes to your door, it doesn't knock.
It wont knock politely and ask to come in.
Your never ready for it, you never will be,
Like a bomber in the night it will strike
It will come when you least expect it.

So what can you when your facing a battle?
Let it come, let it drop its bombs
Be shocked be scared be afraid.
Then dust yourself down, and prepare for battle.
Strike one to it, because it caught you by surprise

Retaliation is the key, how do you want it to be.
Will u lie down? surrender? or will you fight?
Its going to play dirty, that's how it is.
No one likes to lose, game face on.
But not breaking your spirit is the key

When war comes to your door its uninvited.
But class and dignity with be your sanctuary
Determination your weapon.
Faith your armour.
Your loved ones your troops
You are the general and you are in control

A loss is just a battle, but many a battle makes a war.
The war it is unjust for sure
So be strong, keep hope, fight back
I'm reporting for duty general,
The rest of your troops are too.

Where there is life there is hope.
Where there is you there is strength. ♥

Corporate Gaines and Vanilla Planes

No duty free for you to buy,
No BA planes up in the sky.
The Trolley dollys on the picket Line,
Minus food trays and mini bottles of wine
Willie Walsh he will not bend
So his solution is the scabs he'll send.
The sky’s are full of vanilla planes
Disgruntle travellers wait for trains.
BA's staff on strike but I don’t Care
Coz I didn’t have plans to go no-where

The Pope

Pointy hat, Popemobile
Has no care how gay folk feel
If that loves a sin, then you'll go to hell
Child abusing priests will be there as well!

God Bless the Makers

Mummy I’m sick, calpol
I’ve cut my knee, calpol
I feel hot, calpol
I’ve got a head ache, calpol
My tooth hurts, calpol
I’ve got a cold, calpol
I cant sleep calpol.

Mums let out a nervous LOL
To think of their lives without calpol

Morecambe Bay

Kisses his wife and says goodbye,
Off to work where he will die.
A man with no face, a man with no name,
He will be lost and who is to blame?
A hard working man who came here for better,
The gangmaster who brought him, forever his debtor.
Wife returns from work no idea that hes died
Her loving husband swept away with the tide.
February 5th 2004,
23 lives sadly no more

DR KLIEN'S MESSAGES

'Mr C, Teacher, Wants a nose job, needs ears done too.
Ms P, Glamour model, recent boob job, now nipples have turned blue.
Mrs S, slimming world leader, recent weight loss now needs tummy tuck
Ms K, housewife, recent collagen now struggling to suck.
Miss J, business woman, wants botox for newly found wrinkles,
Mrs R, student, chemical peel for thighs orange peel crinkles.
Mr ?, un-known, hair transplant, but didnt leave name.
Ms p, glamour model, rang about her Nipples AGAIN!'

Not a typical client and it takes all kinds,
Now days EVERYONES after, cosmetic GRAND DESIGNS

Behind Closed Doors

'Cant tell anyone, cant let them know
Its all my fault, i shouldn’t go
It will get better of that im sure,'
I tell myself as i get up off the floor.
My babies are scared, i know when its starts,
The pain etched in eyes and hearts
But if i leave i cant take them with me,
So i'll stay, this is how my life will be....
I’m starting to run out of excuses,
To explain the cuts and bruises
I wonder why i cant be fucking strong
What did i do that’s so fucking wrong?
What did i do to deserve this life?
To be beaten by my beloved wife
I'll leave one day i know I can
But there’s a stigma when a woman beats a man

Sunday Bloody Sunday

Marie and John
After the kids have gone
The Sunday dishes put away
and now its time that she will say
'What the fuck did You do that for'
Then throw said dishes on the floor.
'Go fuck yourself' John will shout
Then slam the door with a mighty clout.
'I'll knife you, you bastard, i swear i will'
Shouts her in, familiar drunken shrill.
Can set your watch by it every Sunday night
That my next door neighbours will have a fight.
A crash, a bang a scream a yell
A marriage that is based in hell.
20 years of hate and vex
Then up the stairs for make up sex!

The Cost of Rejection and the Price of Love.

I thought you said we had a connection??
Ur wrong! now just deal with this rejection!
You said I made you laugh when you were down?
Yeah you did, but who wants sex with a clown?
Please just think again, this is really hurting
I’m sorry that you cant accept it was just a bit of flirting.
I won the lottery last night, i thought that we could enjoy it together!
Ignore everything that I’ve just said I’m going to love you forever! :)

Chasing Butterlies

To be touched and feel that feeling of butterflies inside.
To listen and to melt
To speak and to be heard
To be and be adored for just being you.
To glance and to blush
To sit and feel the tension
To text an endless text, and wait for the reply
Forever chasing butterflies, so sad when they die :(

Gobshite

Whatever is whatever, forever u will be
A real proper total fucking gobshite to me!
I’ve heard your lies, stories and fairy tales,
No holidays on the Costa,You know you go to Wales.
Why lie? is what i ask you, whenever you do spout
that total and utter shite that flows from in your mouth.
You’ve lost what’s wrong, you’ve lost what’s right
You’ve just became a total fucking gobshite!