$20,000

“Don't Stop Believing, Keep on Dreaming"
The suntanned Texan self help Guru is screaming'
"You will reach your ultimate goal
All it will cost you my friend is your soul!
I know the secret and I'm willing to share
For 20,000 dollars, now isn't that fair?"
Opportunity Knocks, will You answer the door?
Available here or on my online store!
Cash in your insurance and your pensions too,
Give the cash to me, then I'll tell you what to do."

Johnny last chance, to get out of his mess
His wife and kids couldn't respect him any less.
He's cashed in his policies, and pawned wedding ring
He prays 'Lord, let me be doing the right thing'
Hands over his cash to gurus assistant wife
The start his amazing new fantastic life.
Two months later no contact, Johnny jumps up from bed
Phones gurus office,,but the line is dead.
Its dawns on Johnny he's made a terrible mistake!
A very sad funeral,,,and an interesting wake...

High school sweethearts Johnny and wife
15 years of happiness then suddenly strife.
"Two months ago Johnny stop wearing his ring,
that's when i first suspected his 'fling',
He cleared out all of our life savings,
To pay for his new found sexual cravings.
He cashed in his insurance before he took his life.
And now I'm a widow no longer a wife.
I loved that man, but i guess i was wrong,
But for our 2 children i will stay strong."

Johnny took a leap and boy how he fell
Gurus in Rio,,,but he's going to hell!!!